Is he drinking or..?
(1) DON'T LOOK AT NAKED LADY
Boy 1: Why do you run from a naked lady?
Boy 2: Because my mum said that if I look at a naked lady, I'll turn into
stone.---A part of me is getting hard already!
(2) NAMES OF WIVES
A Malay man had 4 wives, and he called his...
4th wife..... baby doll
3rd wife.....china doll
2nd wife.....Barbie doll
1st wife..... panadol !
INDIA GOT ITS NAME
This is how
India got its name.....
The king was having sex with his mistress while thinking a name of his
country and his mistress ask him
(4) RESEARCH FINDING
Research shows men are fatter than women because every-night men get
fresh milk & 2 big papayas while women only get 1 banana, 2 peanuts &
1 tea-spoon of starch!
(5) ARAB MAN
An Arab man was being interviewed at a US checkpoint.
'Your name please'?
'Abdul Aziz '
'Six times a week!! '
'No, no, I mean male or female! '
'Doesn't matters, sometimes even camel !'
Sex is like a restaurant.
Sometimes you get full satisfactory service and sometimes you have to
be satisfied with self-service'
(7) HAPPY MAN
What makes a happy man?
Daughter on the cover of cosmo.
Son on the cover of sports illustrated.
Mistress on the cover of playboy and...
Wife on the cover of 'missing persons'
Why was the 2-piece swimsuit invented?
To separate the HAIRY section from the DAIRY section.
(9) GOOD AMBITION
Teacher: What do you want to become?
Little Johnny: Doctor !!
Little Johnny: Because its the only profession where u can tell a woman to
take off her clothes and ask her husband to pay for it.
Woman complaining to dentist: 'It's so painful, I'll rather have a
baby than have a tooth removed.'
Dentist: 'Make up your mind soon, I'll adjust the chair accordingly.'
Old lady, 85, a virgin, about to die. wanted her tombstone to read :
BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED A VIRGIN, DIED A
The engraver shortened it to: ' RETURNED UNOPENED '
(12) OLD MAN AND YOUNG GIRL
75 yr old man got married to a 15 yr girl.
On their first night both were crying - why???
Because she didn't know anything and he had forgotten everything.
Have A NiCe Day!
Once upon a time there were two baby orphans named Mario and Luigi. These orphans were born in the mushroom world and for some reason wearing hats (probably because before their parents died they put hats on them representing their name).
Anyway, the kind stork that carried babies to new caretakers and homes had had an order for two brothers. But when the stork was flying, the evil kamek wanted to snatch these babies. This, of course, would be super mario world 2: yoshi's island. After yoshi saving both brothers and giving them back to their parents that adopted them, and all those other crazy adventures with yoshi like yoshi touch and go and yoshi's island ds (which was actually very important to the plot, I own it and have beaten it; what happens is first of all, it turns out that mario, luigi, peach, wario, DK, and bowser are all connected. The second thing is that it says that yoshi is connected to these six as well, but this was a baby yoshi which means it grew up and would be what mario was riding super mario world, the yoshi he rode when he was a baby would have been to old). For some reason, no one knows why, mario and luigi's parents sent the two off to the human world, after discovering a strange pipe hole which lead to brooklyn. Mario and Luigi were adopted by people again and raised in brooklyn. Mario nor luigi decided to go to college and while Luigi decided to be a plumber, Mario decided to be a carpenter. One day, how ever, an angry monkey (that's donkey kong) had escaped from the zoo and was on a rampage. Coincidently enough, donkey kong came right to the construction site with mario's girl friend, Pauline, in his hands! Donkey kong ruined the straightness of the construction site and anger soured through mario for having his girl friend stolen. Little did Mario know yet that he was to be the chosen one in the prophecy. He was to be the hero of mushroom kingdom! Now, with his super jumping abilities, he jumped all the barrels that donkey kong threw and climbed all of the ladders to the top of then construction site, took it apart, donkey kong had a great fall, and pauline was rescued!!! Doonkey kong, however, did escape into a jungle where he met his family and was again normal, not evil, and happy. But that's beside the point. Anyway, one day, Mario decided to be a plumber with Luigi. Suddenly, shell creepers (koopas) and spinys invaded the pipes and Mario and Luigi were orderd by their boss to fight them! One day, Mario followed a koopa that was walking into a mysterious portal. Before he went in he heard from a voice that said that this was the mushroom kingdom (you see, Mario was just a baby when he had all of his adventures with yoshi and coming to brooklyn and all, so he doesn't really remember it) that he was about to go into, and that it used to peace before the evil bowser kidnapped the daughter of the mushroom king, princess peach because she was the only one that could've save mushroom kingdom from the evil powers bowser had cast upon it (this part of the story is the game super mario bros.). I have guessed that one of the mushroom retainers (the toads that say "Thank you mario! But our princess is in another castle!") was a psychic and communicated with mario using telepathy. Mario now could jump higher then ever before and quickly reigned peace on the mushroom kingdom. Now, Mario, along with Luigi, of course, decided to live in mushroom kingdom. Super mario bros. 2, 3, super mario world, mario and luigi superstar saga, paper mario 1, 2, and 3, super mario rpg, super mario 64, super mario sunshine, super mario galaxy (I'm just giving examples here, I know I missed A LOT of games)all because of mario living and loving the mushroom world, and of the prophecy. This is mario. Our hero.
This is a simple procedure. You might have seen it done elsewhere on a few scarce weblogs. What is different, is that when we reach a certain point on the list, we start yet another one. Instead of one master list and its done, we will repeat the process over and over again, with new folks jumping on board. These backlinks combined with the social networking friends status will affect all areas of search engine algorithims. -=This List Will Stop At 100, then the next phase will start=-
--->Copy The Post & List below into a blog post of yours.
--->Add Your Link to the list at the bottom.
--->Comment On the original post at LBP so that I can update the list with your link.
--->Make sure the list links and names are in place on your weblog post.
--->Digg, Stumble, Tag, and Reddit all of us, spread the word, get more on board.
--->Be sure to send them back to The Linkback Project for the updated list.
Make sure links and name are in place on your weblog, and then put yours on the last number, and "YOUR NEXT" below it on a new number.
Be sure to Digg, Stumble Upon, and Tag this post, so that you will be prepared with backlinks for Phase two, when we begin backlinks in Social Networking. Putting each list into the social networking system will be the second link in our "Closed Circuit" theory of search engine/link index exposure.
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2. All About Crime
4. Guy Vestal
5. SunEGrl Loves To Shop
6. Great Ways to Make Money Online
7. Shabam Development
8. CoffeeCoffeeCoffee~the blog
9. Kinky Personification
10. Da Kinky Kid Speaks
11. Josh Ottley Dot Com
12. Cebu Entrepreneur
13. Random Detoxification
15. CoolAdzine for Marketers
16. Best Blog in the Universe
17. Ctrl + Alt + Delete : Personal random journal and reviews
18. the blog lab
19. Bradley Hankins
20. The Radical Blog
21. Get Rich Quick !? Really ??
22. Musikalye - Music is a two-way street
23. Planeta Turismo Activo
24. Swollen Pickles
25. EZ RICH PROJECT
27. Picture to People
28. Your Fun Family
29. Mob Me
30. Healthy Moola
31. Champagne Dreams
32. David Rader
33. Gossip Girls
34. Before I am Famous
35. SUPLADO Online Reviews
36. Salsa Faith
38. Emmsy’s Stuff
39. That Blog 4 Me
40. Hey Just Blog
41. A little bit of THIS & THAT
42. Poker Forums
43. Blogging Tips
44. Journal of Journey
46. Download Applications, Themes for Smart Phones
47. Memory This
48. Make Money Online from Earth
49. Dare to be Rare
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51. Reality of Legal World
52. Nita's Random Thoughts
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54. Great Finds and Deals
55. Thomas Travel Tales
56. Filipino Online Community
58. My Wandering Thoughts
59. Erlinda's Wandering Thoughts
60 Thomas Web Links
61. Aeropama Dot Com
62. Nita's Ramblings
63. Junior IM Dot Com
64. Internet Marketing Expose
65. Hasbullah Pit
66. Tangan Yang Menghayun Buaian
67. Jejak Sahabat SMSP
68. Blog Sempoi
69. More Cowbell!
70. Blog Anak Raja
71. Malaysian Digest
72. Encik Beliau : Interesting Tips
73. Ariyako `news of software, hardware, technology, tips and tricks”
74. Techno Zone
75. Hidup Biar Sedap
76. Inside Of Nasz
77. Blog Farahaznil
79. Simply ONE Saffawati
80. Suara Dari Keyboard Daddy
81. 24 Patrol
84. Artikel Komputer & Internet
85. Sagittarius Wifey
86. Aeirin's Collections
88. Ima Blogger
90. The Techsta Blog
91. Mother’s Got a Dot Com
92. Mutiara Hati
93. The Unemployed Dad
94. Entertainment Daily
95. Life From A Cat's Perspective
96. Comedy Plus
97. Daytona Beach Real Estate
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103. Reflections by Mariz
104. Link Building
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