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From : humour.com

2008-08-05T04:28:00.000-07:00

sneak peak

Is he drinking or..?

dangerous fart

Jokes of the day...

2008-08-05T04:08:00.000-07:00

(1) DON'T LOOK AT NAKED LADY

Boy 1: Why do you run from a naked lady?

Boy 2: Because my mum said that if I look at a naked lady, I'll turn into

stone.---A part of me is getting hard already!

(2) NAMES OF WIVES

A Malay man had 4 wives, and he called his...

4th wife..... baby doll

3rd wife.....china doll

2nd wife.....Barbie doll

1st wife..... panadol !

(3) HOW
INDIA GOT ITS NAME

This is how
India got its name.....

The king was having sex with his mistress while thinking a name of his

country and his mistress ask him

'In Dear?'...

(4) RESEARCH FINDING

Research shows men are fatter than women because every-night men get

fresh milk & 2 big papayas while women only get 1 banana, 2 peanuts &

1 tea-spoon of starch!

(5) ARAB MAN

An Arab man was being interviewed at a US checkpoint.

'Your name please'?

'Abdul Aziz '

'Sex? '

'Six times a week!! '

'No, no, I mean male or female! '

'Doesn't matters, sometimes even camel !'

(6) SERVICE

Sex is like a restaurant.

Sometimes you get full satisfactory service and sometimes you have to

be satisfied with self-service'

(7) HAPPY MAN

What makes a happy man?

Daughter on the cover of cosmo.

Son on the cover of sports illustrated.

Mistress on the cover of playboy and...

Wife on the cover of 'missing persons'

(8) SWIMSUIT

Why was the 2-piece swimsuit invented?

To separate the HAIRY section from the DAIRY section.

(9) GOOD AMBITION

Teacher: What do you want to become?

Little Johnny: Doctor !!

Teacher: Why?

Little Johnny: Because its the only profession where u can tell a woman to

take off her clothes and ask her husband to pay for it.

(10) DENTIST

Woman complaining to dentist: 'It's so painful, I'll rather have a

baby than have a tooth removed.'

Dentist: 'Make up your mind soon, I'll adjust the chair accordingly.'

(11) VIRGIN

Old lady, 85, a virgin, about to die. wanted her tombstone to read :

BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED A VIRGIN, DIED A
VIRGIN.

The engraver shortened it to: ' RETURNED UNOPENED '

(12) OLD MAN AND YOUNG GIRL

75 yr old man got married to a 15 yr girl.

On their first night both were crying - why???

Because she didn't know anything and he had forgotten everything.

Have A NiCe Day!

Importance of friendship

2008-08-05T03:57:00.000-07:00

Here are some reasons why making lots of friends are better:

2008-07-24T04:53:00.001-07:00

She's cute?
Want to see more of her pictures?comment me...

Mario Bros Stories

2008-07-22T04:19:00.000-07:00

Once upon a time there were two baby orphans named Mario and Luigi. These orphans were born in the mushroom world and for some reason wearing hats (probably because before their parents died they put hats on them representing their name).
Anyway, the kind stork that carried babies to new caretakers and homes had had an order for two brothers. But when the stork was flying, the evil kamek wanted to snatch these babies. This, of course, would be super mario world 2: yoshi's island. After yoshi saving both brothers and giving them back to their parents that adopted them, and all those other crazy adventures with yoshi like yoshi touch and go and yoshi's island ds (which was actually very important to the plot, I own it and have beaten it; what happens is first of all, it turns out that mario, luigi, peach, wario, DK, and bowser are all connected. The second thing is that it says that yoshi is connected to these six as well, but this was a baby yoshi which means it grew up and would be what mario was riding super mario world, the yoshi he rode when he was a baby would have been to old). For some reason, no one knows why, mario and luigi's parents sent the two off to the human world, after discovering a strange pipe hole which lead to brooklyn. Mario and Luigi were adopted by people again and raised in brooklyn. Mario nor luigi decided to go to college and while Luigi decided to be a plumber, Mario decided to be a carpenter. One day, how ever, an angry monkey (that's donkey kong) had escaped from the zoo and was on a rampage. Coincidently enough, donkey kong came right to the construction site with mario's girl friend, Pauline, in his hands! Donkey kong ruined the straightness of the construction site and anger soured through mario for having his girl friend stolen. Little did Mario know yet that he was to be the chosen one in the prophecy. He was to be the hero of mushroom kingdom! Now, with his super jumping abilities, he jumped all the barrels that donkey kong threw and climbed all of the ladders to the top of then construction site, took it apart, donkey kong had a great fall, and pauline was rescued!!! Doonkey kong, however, did escape into a jungle where he met his family and was again normal, not evil, and happy. But that's beside the point. Anyway, one day, Mario decided to be a plumber with Luigi. Suddenly, shell creepers (koopas) and spinys invaded the pipes and Mario and Luigi were orderd by their boss to fight them! One day, Mario followed a koopa that was walking into a mysterious portal. Before he went in he heard from a voice that said that this was the mushroom kingdom (you see, Mario was just a baby when he had all of his adventures with yoshi and coming to brooklyn and all, so he doesn't really remember it) that he was about to go into, and that it used to peace before the evil bowser kidnapped the daughter of the mushroom king, princess peach because she was the only one that could've save mushroom kingdom from the evil powers bowser had cast upon it (this part of the story is the game super mario bros.). I have guessed that one of the mushroom retainers (the toads that say "Thank you mario! But our princess is in another castle!") was a psychic and communicated with mario using telepathy. Mario now could jump higher then ever before and quickly reigned peace on the mushroom kingdom. Now, Mario, along with Luigi, of course, decided to live in mushroom kingdom. Super mario bros. 2, 3, super mario world, mario and luigi superstar saga, paper mario 1, 2, and 3, super mario rpg, super mario 64, super mario sunshine, super mario galaxy (I'm just giving examples here, I know I missed A LOT of games)all because of mario living and loving the mushroom world, and of the prophecy. This is mario. Our hero.

The Linkback Project- or TAG along?

2008-07-21T03:59:00.000-07:00

The Linkback Project

This is a simple procedure. You might have seen it done elsewhere on a few scarce weblogs. What is different, is that when we reach a certain point on the list, we start yet another one. Instead of one master list and its done, we will repeat the process over and over again, with new folks jumping on board. These backlinks combined with the social networking friends status will affect all areas of search engine algorithims. -=This List Will Stop At 100, then the next phase will start=-

To participate is simple:

--->Copy The Post & List below into a blog post of yours.
--->Add Your Link to the list at the bottom.
--->Comment On the original post at LBP so that I can update the list with your link.
--->Make sure the list links and names are in place on your weblog post.
--->Digg, Stumble, Tag, and Reddit all of us, spread the word, get more on board.
--->Be sure to send them back to The Linkback Project for the updated list.

Make sure links and name are in place on your weblog, and then put yours on the last number, and "YOUR NEXT" below it on a new number.

Be sure to Digg, Stumble Upon, and Tag this post, so that you will be prepared with backlinks for Phase two, when we begin backlinks in Social Networking. Putting each list into the social networking system will be the second link in our "Closed Circuit" theory of search engine/link index exposure.

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6. Great Ways to Make Money Online
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8. CoffeeCoffeeCoffee~the blog
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12. Cebu Entrepreneur
13. Random Detoxification
14. PoeARTica
15. CoolAdzine for Marketers
16. Best Blog in the Universe
17. Ctrl + Alt + Delete : Personal random journal and reviews
18. the blog lab
19. Bradley Hankins
20. The Radical Blog
21. Get Rich Quick !? Really ??
22. Musikalye - Music is a two-way street
23. Planeta Turismo Activo
24. Swollen Pickles
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49. Dare to be Rare
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52. Nita's Random Thoughts
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54. Great Finds and Deals
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56. Filipino Online Community
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64. Internet Marketing Expose
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69. More Cowbell!
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76. Inside Of Nasz
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102. mar1masri
103. Reflections by Mariz
104. Link Building

Beware of Mail Scam National Lottery The Camelot Group

2008-07-19T05:23:00.000-07:00

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All participants for this online version were selected randomly from World
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The Most Beautiful Girl

2008-07-18T03:40:00.000-07:00

The Most Beautiful Girl

She is the Winner

Thailand's

Miss Gay 2005 Contest

Panda GROWING

2008-07-14T21:27:00.000-07:00

Ever see a panda grow? this is so awesome!!!.. .and adorable!!!

D ay 120

Cute, huh?

Beware of your photos!

2008-07-07T04:31:00.000-07:00

Beware !!!!!!

This is why you should never easily let people take your picture:

And devolves from there...

(Wanna try me for one night?)

Buahaha, beware maybe next time it's your photo

Watch Kung Fu Panda !

2008-07-02T05:31:00.001-07:00

Have you watch this movie?
The whole world have already seen it. And many people watch it over and over again.
First I thought it's just another kids movie, but I can't stop myself from keep laughing even after the movie was over.
For you haven't watch try here: http://www.watch-movies.net/movies/kung_fu_panda

Find Out 8 Reason ' Why I Love U ' :

2008-06-15T22:22:00.000-07:00

1. Cause you are really my type
2. You think of me much more than I think
3. I keep seeing you running over my head in the nights
4. You create the best moment in my life
5. You make me grateful for being me
6. The way you love and trust me
7. Loving you makes me perfect
8. It's a whole you makes me love you so much

Created By You
Posted By Me

Leaving Home...

2008-04-22T03:58:00.001-07:00

I'm surprised on how many mothers cry just when they had to leave their child to study abroad...
But I won't--I said this to myself and my husband.....

They've grown up, it's a good thing that they'll learn how to take care of their selves...
I looked around at the airport and questioning myself which mom's gonna sob...

But I won't grab any tissues after watching my daughter wenny went abroad. I'm more tough than these moms. Why you cry and sob just because your daughter's grown mature?

My husband and I spend the evening at the airport chatting with other parents, how life change when our child leave home.A woman reminds me that we'll gonna cry along our way home...

My friend, Lisa told me how she and her daughter have fights a week before she left.'I think that's just the way how we're gonna face our life after we separate' she said.'If you quite often have fights with them won't make you too sad with her leaving'...

On the day she left, we help her with her luggages and take her to the airport, there we say goodbyes and hug each others, after that we went home..
See, the women have wrong about this. Her departure isn't that bad.

Three days later, I walked through her room. The door is opened, her bed is neat but all her things has gone. Suddenly, I realized: she's gone.

Then, while I'm cleaning the living room, I think I heard someone call 'Mom' and I turned off the vacuum cleaner so I can hear footsteps entering the door, to answer a child called. Then I realized, Wendy has gone, and will never be the same.

I missed her voice. I want to know what she's doin. I want to sit on my bed at night like usually we do and telling me how her days, her class, teacher, friends, boys who she likes, boys who like her...

'What happened?' My husband asked.'Do you cry?'.
'It's the onion' answers me with watery eyes.
After dinner I said ' Let's call her. Maybe She's waiting our call.'
'She's just arrived there, we better give her time to rest.'said Chuck
Well, it's rite, I don't want to be such a spy mother because I once a girl too.

Then the phone rings.
'Hi Mom' Wenny said. 'Please send me my our family photo in my room. I forgot it'.
She want me to send her father's photo and mine- and her sister's. She's a great time there but she also missed us. And she start telling me about her days, her class, teacher, friends, boys who she likes, boys who like her...

Do You Know This Book?

2008-04-19T02:13:00.000-07:00

Recently I read a book called bartimeus trilogy , It's been making me hard to do activities, I even bring it to bathroom and sleep at 2 o'clock....Finally I finish it, I think that's my Happiest moment

Said The Frog

2008-04-15T02:58:00.000-07:00

Author: Unknown

Explaining spiritual transformation to someone is like the frog trying to explain to the tadpole what life is like.

"What is it like?", asks the tadpole.

"Well, there's air, and you breathe, and you can jump around out of the water," says the frog.

"But that doesn't sound very solid. You mean you go out of the water into the air. That seems like nothing," says the tadpole.

Similarly, as if a butterfly was trying to explain to the caterpillar what life is like now.

A Mother Love

2008-04-08T05:11:00.000-07:00

Author: Unknown

A little boy came up to his mother in the kitchen one evening while she was fixing supper, and handed her a piece of paper that he had been writing on. After his Mom dried her hands on an apron, she read it, and this is what it said:
For cutting the grass: $5.00For cleaning up my room this week: $1.00For going to the store for you: $.50Baby-sitting my kid brother while you went shopping: $.25Taking out the garbage: $1.00For getting a good report card: $5.00For cleaning up and raking the yard: $2.00Total owed: $14.75
Well, his mother looked at him standing there, and the boy could see the memories flashing through her mind. She picked up the pen, turned over the paper he'd written on, and this is what she wrote:

For the nine months I carried you while you were growing inside me:No Charge.

For all the nights that I've sat up with you, doctored and prayed for you:No Charge.

For all the trying times, and all the tears that you've caused through the years:No Charge.

For all the nights that were filled with dread, and for the worries I knew were ahead:No Charge.

For the toys, food, clothes, and even wiping your nose:No Charge.

Son, when you add it up, the cost of my love is:No Charge.

When the boy finished reading what his mother had written, there were big tears in his eyes, and he looked straight at his mother and said, "Mom, I sure do love you." And then he took the pen and in great big letters he wrote: "PAID IN FULL".

Lessons:- You will never how much your parents worth till you become a parent- Be a giver not an asker, especially with your parents. there is a lot to give, besides money.

Advice:IF your mom is alive and close to you, give her a big kiss and ask her for forgiveness. If she is far away, call her. if she passed away, pray for her.

Try Not to laugh

2008-04-01T23:59:00.001-07:00

Some says we need to learn from baby because they have a heart, pure one,before our surroundings change us,critics on us, fill our life with burden,obligation,hatred.Before we forget how to be happy,even on smallest thing,like tearing a paper??

Yenzz said...

2008-04-01T03:43:00.001-07:00

For Richer of Poorer
Author: Unknown

On their return from their trip, the father asked his son, "How was the trip?"

"It was great, Dad."

"Did you see how poor people can be?" the father asked.

"Oh Yeah" said the son.

"So what did you learn from the trip?" asked the father.

The son answered, "I saw that we have one dog and they had four."

"We have a pool that reaches to the middle of our garden and they have a creek that has no end."

"We have imported lanterns in our garden and they have the stars at night."

"Our patio reaches to the front yard and they have the whole horizon."

"We have a small piece of land to live on and they have fields that go beyond our sight."

"We have servants who serve us, but they serve others."

"We buy our food, but they grow theirs."

"We have walls around our property to protect us, they have friends to protect them."

With this the boy's father was speechless.

Then his son added, "Thanks dad for showing me how poor we are."

April 1, 2008 2:45 AM

My First Real Love

2008-03-31T02:24:00.000-07:00

We started as strangers then just hi and bye then just smiles.

I never knew that someone could feel the same way for you as you feel for them until it happend. the day came when he wanted to ask my phone number . You never knew how happy I am. I wanted him to just hurry up and ask me out but he was very shy…

When i found out that he liked me as much as i liked him i felt like just crying, because i had liked him for about 2 weeks and i had saved myself for him, it was kind of like a dream come true, i always wished for this day to come... he was my first real love...

We dated for about a year but as time passed we started to grow apart from each other i knew. Fights happen, often though.And I think we are on the edge of our relationship.I don't feel that I have any strength to go on. But I am sure that God has its way...
But watever the answer,I 'll still go on...

Check This Out

2008-03-31T00:59:00.001-07:00

Play this, it's fun

Play Games at freeworldgroup

Happy Birthday

2008-03-29T01:00:00.000-07:00

Recently I read an article but I've forgot where
It told about a kid's happy birthday...he's just 15 years old kid..
On his birthday he prepare gifts(flowers bouquet, a funny necklace and a cute shirt),..On the night his parents celebrating his birthday at home, he took out the presents and give it to his parents who asking him why,because it's supposed the other way around and he said 'Because my birthday reminds me to the day I was born . . .and I would not make it without dad and mom...so thanks to you'
His parents wrote the article. Maybe that can be a new way of celebrating birthday nowadays.

My 1st Valentine

2008-03-20T22:14:00.000-07:00

I've never know how giving can be so much in receiving
I've a girlfriend, we're dating for almost a year now.

On our first time of valentine day,I've been preparing somethin for her.
As she's one of the staff for organizing events for valentine party on plaza,she's busy that day.
So in the morning I've gone to flower store to buy a bouquet of flowers(sweet one of course) and told them to send her at 5 p.m(as the event start at 4).

I go there at 6 o'clock but I see no flowers...so i sneak around to call the store as they said they've sent it ,may be a few minutes will arrive.But it don't,6.30 I call,7,8,same answer and they piss me off..
so I go upstairs to reserve a restaurant..after I reserve ,she called me and (in so much excited)shout whether I've send her a flower ,it's at the side of the stage and she's em brassed yet happy.I go down and see how happy she's(I've never know how a girl can be so excited when we sent them flowers)...
thus we go for dinner and we walk to my car,she get in and saw a piece of love shape paper say 'U'll find8 reason why I love u so much',and she surprised and search for the others with enthusiasm...
And when it come to the last one-which I put it on garage and when I was paying parking fee ,I told her to quickly jump off the car and open the garage for her ,as the last one is a massage in a lovely bottle saying 'It's a whole you are the reason and thousands untold reasons more'....Well,she read it with watery eyes ...

Looking on how happy she's (indescribable) makes me feel that this is one of my happiest moment

Misunderstanding

2008-03-18T23:30:00.000-07:00

Hi,
I am yenzz
I wanna tell u a short story.

This is a story about a couple that have a very close relationship.

One day they had a conflict.
The boy said to the girl that, " U demand too much, maybe we are too close."
The girl was hurt. She just cried without say anything and left the boy.

The girl dont know what the boy means. She just knew that they are in a relationship so why if they get closer? What the boy don't like it? But The girl like it. She like to be with the boy so much. But The girl can't say that to the boy. She just kept it and started to blame herself.

Finally, The girl promised herself to don't too depended with the boy and will try to do everything herself as long as she can. Now the girl learned something new.

And Thanks god because their relationship keep continue.
Hope their relationship will become better and better.

Welcome to One of the happiest moment in people's lives

2008-03-14T22:00:00.000-07:00

This is a site where Great Stories(One of the happiest moment) are told---still under constructions